came home from work, put my cigarettes on the coffee table, went and did a few things.
Came back to the couch area to have a smoke, and looked on the coffee table...not there.
Ok, I think...might have not put them there.maybe left them on the kitchen table.
nope.not there.
check my purse.not there.
where the fuck are my smokes????
So, I then think to myself, that maybe one of my 3 spirits have hidden them as a joke?
Check my bedroom, the bathroom, the den...nowhere.
Finally, something made me decide to check under the couch, just for the hell of it.
and what do i see, far back, towards the wall/
a glimmer. (my smokes are in a metal cigarette case)
So, I pull back the couch...and my smokes were there.
No way they could have fallen from the coffee table, and if so, they would not have gone so far as to hit the wall, where the back of the couch is.
So, I think one, or maybe all 3 hid them there.
Shit.
They gonna hassle me to quit smoking too, now?
